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INT. GLASS FORTRESS OF FUCKING GETTING IT DONE.

My god, did that smell good.

Awwww yeah, baby. Give Mr. Met a peek, baby.

NO NEW CRAP!

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

MR. MET OR GTFO.

It had finally hit me just how radically different Bart's world is going to be in regards to the episodes dealing with life at school.

"I really look forward to remaking 'Bad Boys II,' and reuniting with Martin [Lawrence]," the popular actor said. "It will give us a chance to put a fresh 2015 spin on it, and correct some of the missed opportunities from the first 'Bad Boys II.'"

Angel Proctologist.

Last I saw, Klosterman was lowering his pants and screaming, "Show me to the grave so I can take a shit on it before he gets there."

Lester Bangs wasn't available?

The actor?

"In the Summertime" by Mungo Jerry.

Pure and simple repetition within the absurdity that all of those rakes are just lying there, waiting for Sideshow Bob to step on. Yet, comparatively, a moment earlier when the Simpsons leave that car, no one seems to notice or fall victim to those rakes.

My god did that show get unspeakably bad toward the end. It was always goofy, but after relocating everyone to L.A.? Just stupid.

So. . . What's a "good" weekend for deaths?

SQUEEZE COUNTS AND IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, ADMIT IT.

Satellite's gone, up to the sky.

I was listening to Transformer last night. This was an incredible shock to hear.

BOOM!