My favorite Stones album is Beggar's Banquet, so I am inclined to agree with you. And given that my second favorite, Sticky Fingers ends with that terrific cover of "Dead Flowers," I definitely agree with you.

You're fired.

Oh my god, YES! Completely forgot that, and she was brilliantly cast for that role!

Nnnnnnnnooooooooope.

Depending on HOW drunk I am, it can be either "Dancin' With Myself" by Billy Idol, "Ever Fallen In Love?" by the Buzzcocks, or "Call Me Al" by Paul Simon.

The article clearly mentions that this is from 2008, which means you have to apologize to the tech-wizards of 1996 for making such a moment in the modern era possible, as well as the tech-wizards of 2008 who've done a decent job of separating themselves from those 1996 jacktards.

Lord, I wish. . .

AND LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT!

No, no, no — this would work exactly like Pandora, wherein the next video would load up regardless of how you feel about it.

Just remove the '3' and '4' keys from your keyboard, and I have a feeling you'll feel a lot happier in life.

Second this.

I had an editor who had the idea for "Porndora," where you'd search for a kink you'd be into, then when that video ends (and you're not, ahem, done), it'd suggest something similar to watch.

HEY YOU EMPTY TV SUITS DICKING AROUND IN THE INTERNET ALL DAY!

There's only so many times I can re-watch "Battlestar," man.

Great idea, @K. Thrace! Yes, let's all go do that!

I get so fed up with millenial analysis. It's something that really pisses me off to no end.

I would totally watch that.

Yep.

This was posted three hours ago, and yet, it's not shooting to the most upvoted comment on any Disqus board ever of all time forever and ever, amen.

That's what you get when you spend half your money on martini ingredients and what appears to be a monocle that flies off your face when you experience offense.