Jack Donaghy is the best character on 30 Rock.

Modern Family was relevant?

So if I'm convicted of using someone else's password to watch Orange Is The New Black, I could be sent to Litchfield where I'll be able to watch Orange Is The New Black 24/7.

Logical? No. Best show on TV? Hell no.

Indeed, it was a pretty outstanding achievement for The Americans' ensemble to walk around with their heads up their asses and behave as no human ever would for 13 weeks.

Well, some people seem to think it's the greatest show on TV right now. I think it's an uneventful dirge of incompetence and dramatic stagnation posing as "tension." But if you were bored by the pilot, then over the long run, it probably won't engage you. It has its moments, and then it just lingers in boredom for…

"This is the ___ you’re looking for"

Yeah, I was afraid tell myself the truth I already knew.

You don't even know. Wish I'd stayed away.

I was only half serious about the zombie shows.

Wow, Fargo has dominated TV this year and yet the AV Club continues its nonsensical overrating of The Americans. Dumb spies. Dumb FBI agents. Dumb parents. Dumb children. Super self-serious tone. What a fucking drag. Let's all enjoy another hour of nothing interesting and then the FBI agent can't feed himself. If 20…

WHICH FOUR SEASONS?!? This matters.

The prequels deserve my hatred. Shame on me for rewarding your nonsense by clicking on this.

I guess this bothers you a lot less if you just never believed Glenn was dead. The scant ambiguity made his survival too obvious. And unless TWD telegraphs a death with 100 goodbye moments in 42 minutes, you can feel pretty secure that the imperiled main character isn't dying tonight.

"To skirt copyright issues, episodes of the series are streamed for free on the show’s web site…"

It's always great to realize that the person reviewing this dumb show isn't paying much more attention than I am. Coco hasn't turned. She's just been spared death, because The Master is THAT evil.

So, the first season has to end with Madison killing Nick, right? Because Nick will get infected when he takes an unnecessary risk while trying to score. And then Madison will finally understand that Nick isn't Nick any more. Zombies = Junkies. Metaphor code cracked. Try and get another one by me, TWD writing staff.…

Yeah, that's why I said it was a home run. Or a spectacular accident.

Solid playlist, but I feel like the reward for surviving through the last 20 years is that I never have think of that U2 Batman bullshit ever again.

Fusty. As far as words go, that's a home run. Unless they spelled "dusty" wrong, but that's still a sweet accident.