One million mini muffins? I feel like they could have accomplished this goal with just $240 worth of pudding.

This is bullshit, Uncle Buck is a big, fat guy. I can barely tell from this picture which of these not fat guys is supposed to be Uncle Buck.

Maybe it's me. Maybe I've been watching the same episode since February. How would we ever know?

Clever.

Maybe I've just been watching the same episode every week since February. There's no way of knowing for sure.

Clever.

Sorry, this show does the same bullshit every week. Every episode IS EXACTLY THE SAME. It's like sad Entourage.

Also, she's awful.

It seems really important to fans of this show that people with half a lick sense not watch it.

This show is garbage.

Here's two excuses not to watch The Americans:

If the ending were perfect, then this defense of it would be unnecessary.

Or that moment when you wrote Alien: Resurrection.

The hate did not precede the watching. I don't watch this show to hate it. I watch it expecting the best and I am routinely disappointed. The first two seasons were better and I mostly enjoyed them. Season 3 has been a moody filibuster ever since they stuffed that girl in a suitcase. I see absolutely no reason why I…

This is the point where you have no defense for The Americans, so you make the argument about me. Well, I'm sorry to have been the one to clue you in to the fact that this show is deeply flawed if you think about it for five seconds, rather than soaking up the perpetually pensive Kool-Aid. Ask yourself this: If Stan…

Well, you showed me.

This conversation is dead.

This issue isn't why I watch what I watch. The issue is why this show sucks.

Martha is handling this as no actual person ever would or could. Your argument that Martha has sacrificed everything she wants in life is contrary to your point. This show is dumb.

It’s the best you can ask for from TV table-setting, in the type of mid-to-late-season episode tasked with maintaining a show’s velocity while accounting for previous events and preparing for momentous occasions to come."'In that way, 'One Day In The Life Of Anton Baklanov' is the guardian for all that The Americans…