How does Pornhub know how old people are unless-UNLESS THEY'RE WATCHING US THROUGH OUR SCREENS!!!!!

I.e., "Standin' on the corner in Wilcox, Arizona…."

Don't worry.There's nothing hellish for you to visualize while you're eating because Guy's gone full Brazilian. .

Spacey's Gaffney accent or his Savannah accent?

I was going to get mad, but I just heard Daniel Craig's NC accent.

I took a group of college students to Hyman's Seafood in downtown Charleston, SC. Every seat at every table has a little marker telling you who sat there: Lars Ulrich, Barbra Streisand, etc. I saw that some kid was about to sit at Ric Flair's seat and hipchecked her out of the way.

PR gimmick—he was the Nature Boy.

Many sides were involved in the Ferguson violence. Many sides.

Both believe in conspiracies, too.

Were you eating a Milky Way when you posted that?

Is there an overlap between white supremacists and Braveheart roleplaying?

Why did you have to bring that up, you bastard?

Sorry. Chill away.

The secret of Nostradamus-like predictions is to seem to be about one thing while actually being about another.

That way he can get by with buying only one set of eclipse glasses. If he were into doggy style, they could both watch the eclipse, or tv.

What an alleged scumbag.

McCartney's Nostradamus-like prediction of 2017 nuclear jitters.

Extra Crispy Venezuelan Kinja.

Upvoted because it won't matter one damned bit once Kinja comes in and breaks shit.

I tried to give it an AU for "audit."