My sister was going through a Conway Twitty phase when she died, so one of her pre-funeral warmup songs was "Slow Hand."

Ut was much more appropriate for Kirk to bang green space chicks and Hortas.

What would it have done for his album sales if he'd just wheeled and popped Kanye one on the kisser?

Let this creep disappear without a further trace.

Sad.

HEY! WATCH HOW YOU TALK ABOUT MY IDIOT MOTHER, WHO IS ALSO A WHORE AND A JUNKIE!!!

Gosh.

I don;t do games, but I agree wholeheartedly: this is (was?) a cool place to be weird about stuff other people would judge you for liking.

Watching Tom Waits for the Apocalypse tear it all down.

Those of us who work at colleges get to hear managementspeak ten years after it's passe elsewhere.

I was at a yard sale almost twenty years back. The nice old guy running it had decided to clear out the things his kids had left in the attic. This included dozens of classic albums from the sixties, all of them in mint condition. They were going for fifty cents each, since "no one listens to records anymore" (said…

That has absolutely no relevance to us in the USA.

I just gave you a non-transferable upvote!!

Lasagna w/o noodles.

The hell is "Audience Network"?

If there's any time to break out the word moist, it's in re: Mitch.

A lot of people who put an enormous amount of effort into populating that site with smart, witty comments were not happy to see it fall apart.

I don't think you can understand the context if you approach it intellectually. The context was visceral.

"At out into" is now my favorite preposition cluster.

oooooooooo—so I can expand my gay brothers incest fantasies past the Property Brothers?