Multiple use bespeaks a poor vocabulary.

Hey! Has anybody seen my ribbon? — St. George

You know, if you do this kind of thing on Fridays, the annoying photo stays on the front page all weekend long.

He traveled with a dong in ev'ry hayund.

= the futility of war; the stupid things that make people kill each other; "booty" (tee-hee!")

Schlock = where the movie is closest to Homer.

Does the elephant die? Because I saw Marley and Me and was SCARRED. Just imagine if it were a goddam ELEPHANT.

Sheena is a punk rocker.

Goddammit.

and helping Cosby find the real rapist!

I was toughing it out in a hotel lobby last fall when Curt Schilling came on. That channel got CHANGED.

Especially when they're pushing seventy.

Didn't Bill Cosby have it about twenty years ago?

ARRRRGHH! Flashback!!

She might have got good ratings at first but they were unvansusterainable.

Which are the ones who forced us to look at them naked?

I am interested, but how do I know it works?

Maybe now he can afford an upper lip.

Yeah, that's what I assumed would happen when he responded. Nicely argued!!

Hannity does, in fact, gargle piss, but this was a lousy prank.