You must end up feeling Gross.

"Fewer."

What??!

I knew his wang was going to pop up in this discussion.

Is this the fun Kevin Bacon who doesn't mind playing an idiot? Or the one who makes you look at his dick? I love Tremors but I'm no sure how I'd feel about it if it stopped now and then and Kevin showed us his dong.

He insists on being paid in Uros.

Okay, then. His second best movie.

Dude—you're the one who decided to go into a pissing contest with fuckin' Opie.

At this moment Ron Howard is yawning and wondering whether to have one of his research staff of hundreds look into that matter while his chief assistant reminds him RON HOWARD does not have to give a fuck.

Ron Howard starred in George Lucas's best movie.

SPOILER ALERT, ASSHOLE!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh—That explains why Bill Paxton doesn't return my phone calls and why Bill Pullman keeps clawing his way off the embalming table.

Ask mattiescramz about Photoshopping.

Ummmm—yeah.

Sad.

Cover your procrastinating ass by having somebody else produce a shitty season, then blame it on a gas leak.

Four feet is a pretty high waist.

An Anker AND an Aukey product on the same day??! This is the best of all possible worlds!!

"Jesus, Bill. Is that an entire pork chop?"

Around here, possums are mostly flat. (Sail possums.) Yours must have died of natural causes, or else it's half blowfish.