That smug dancing prick getting his ear buds shot off.

He McGuffed that damned stamp.

Stussoi.

??!

Okay. That's why I know the last name.

"Sweeping the detail under a rug" would be the good ol' "A gun was found nearby. No inquest is planned."

Fuck 'em all if Paul Newman ain't going to be in this. What makes him think he's so goddam special??!

Mountains in eastern OH.

1. It's not okay to pull guns on drunk teenagers??!

+ lack of punctuation. That is a soul in distress.

"First draft" = Send

Dude's not as funny as Lindsey Graham, but then who is?

"Town." I said "town."

My sarcasm didn't come through enough in the last paragraph. Sincerely, thanks for the concern for others. Some of my Appalachian homies are jerkweeds who vote for McConnell, but even they don't deserve to die because they vote against their, and everyone else's, interests.

If I owned Annie's Boobs, I'd sit around stroking Annie's Boobs all day. I'd keep Annie's Boobs in the basement. When my wife said, "Hey, bumblefuck, where you going," I'd say, "Downstairs to play with Annie's Boobs."

Probably. Most of us do. Like some folks are an eensy bit oversensitive to others' "issues" and might make them kind of crazy with their "concern."

It makes it so much easier to colonize the primitive parts of America.

There is no mining town in Deliverance.

Are we going to talk about going down at some point?

My seventy-fifth is coming up. It's been sad ever since Stan died on Guadalcanal.