I have a VERY common name (first and last). There were three guys with my name in my class. The reunion planners cut down on their work by inviting only the popular one.

Wow. The new Flag function doesn't have a category for Passive-Aggressive Trolling.

That's Jared Kushner in a cap 'n' gown,

We're one or two world leaders away from Too High, Too Low, Too Slow.

I think that Trump is the very embodiment of somebody who would prefer Sammy.

But Chamberlain was a honeybunch.

Panama hats? Van Halen? That movie with the guy who was James Bond for a bit? That palindrome?

Orson Welles also did this back in the thirties.

Orson Welles did this back in the thirties.

We have a possum that hangs out on the porch with our cat now and then. I took the trash out last week and found him in the can lazing on a pile of garbage.

My dogs and I spend an hour or so each day watching squirrels eat out of the squirrel-proof birdfeeders.

Do you want to be on a watchlist? There are other ways to meet your neighbors.

I was sort of worried when Bala told us about melons and gasoline. It sounds like the kind of thing dumbfucks might hear about and try out. But, luckily, no dumbfucks watch Jeopardy!

Son of a bitch.

Antepenultimate.

I need to make friends with Eddie Vedder before The Inevitable Event.

Cows don't have feathers.

That's not punk. Is too punk. Is not. Is too. Is not. Is too. Nuh uh. Unh huh.

"All by different bands."

I upvoted this even after Dokterrock provided a link.