And why is it a whiteboard eraser?

I watched the WCWS last night.

I watched once, enjoyed it, and forgot that it existed.

I'd legitimately watch Murder, She Wrote.

What is the point of bluish headlights? Just to be an ass?

And then runs for President.

You didn't think all the "Can't unnerstan a word he's sayin', harhar" jokes were hilarious?

That's actually the correct meter.

I teach Southern Literature. This is a problem ("problem" as in concern).

Farcade Ire.

The ending of "Wake Up" seems like sixties Motown to me.

I choose to believe that Maher and Kathy Griffin were both being paid lots of money to do dumb things to give GOPers something non-Russian and non-Anthropocene to talk about.

Not even our closest allies, Syria and Nicaragua, are blocked!!

How come the rest of the world gets to watch Patton Oswalt standing still and doing nothing but the US does not?

Theo Mitchell (D) used the same phrase when he was running for governor of SC in 1990. The phrase allowed his opponent to paint Mitchell as the racist, even though Mitchell was African-American.

That's what makes it so kinky!

This is one of the most touching, sweet things I have ever seen.

This isn't funny or so unfunny-that-it's-funny. It's boring.

I stayed out last night, and when I came back my dogs had taken my shoes off the bathroom counter and eaten the insoles out of them.

I keep checking out running shoes on Amazon. And it turns out that the great prices are for shoes in unusual sizes—men's 8 or 14. I wear a 10, so I get to pay twice as much for my shoes from Amazon.