"y’all know I stan for Katy Perry"

I don't read it that way. Newman seems to be saying that Trump is fucking President Jesus Christ—which does not mean that Our Lord agrees to the romancing—because when you're famous, you can fuck Anybody.

How do you call something "stellar" and give it a B?

Go blow on your cello, doofus.

Counterpoint: Dude's not "handsome." Magnum, PI was handsome. This guy isn't Magnum, PI.

Edge of Seventeen is terrific.

My little black dog craps on the floor and is not proper in the least.

Okay. Just read that as "Lebron bans Wonder Woman."

I say something a lot like this each time I take a shower.

ANOTHER ATTACK ON MANCHESTER!!!

I had a professor who played Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory" when we were supposed to discuss the EA Robinson poem. That's all she did. She played the song and dismissed the class.

What station is that? I'd like to see if it's online somewhere.

"…keyfefe."

Ponfefe.

See, that's not Wikipedia.

Back when I was a trail runner in the nineties, I could pop an unraveling cassette out of my Walkman and tighten it up with a short twig without breaking stride.

I took him to Kitty Hawk when he was little—the Wright Bros stuff would be cool for him (or for me).

I'm thinking this will be the end of a New Year's Eve tradition.

Lennon wasn't saying "I buried Paul." He was saying "Baldwin is Trump."

He doesn't deserve an Elvis Death.