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Sonic Youth were big Madonna fans. I personally won't accept losing any hipster cred for enjoying her.

I feel that storyline would be much more interesting if it involved Marnie. Or Shoshanna. Perhaps both.

Please name it "Franklin and Cas" or "Rizoli and Isles and Cas". The second one isn't as good, but Alex is trying.

I would love them to do My So-Called Life. As a 24 year old male, I have never found anyone IRL to discuss the show with. I need a forum for all of my Jordan Catalano related observations damn it.

The whole scene where Michael is supposed to walk up to the podium, rip up his speech, and improvise, but instead decides to improvise by reading the original speech he was supposed to rip up is glorious. I just bought the whole season on amazon so I can watch it.

Hey here's a compromise, instead of listening to funkROCK, why don't we listen to FUNKrock.

Stop Harper.

Vini Reilly is long overdue for a rebirth, you might consider a greatest hits. It's really good music to chill out to.

You're the genius who invented…the product in question.

Were your programmed to be thinking what I'm thinking? MAKEOVER!

They'll need to rastify him by about twenty percent.

Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Thanks for the encouragement, from you and everyone else. I put in the detail of my ex being my first girlfriend to signify I have little expertise or confidence in this realm of life, hopefully you'll all motivate me to give it a shot. More generalized, is "we've been friends for too long to shift into a romantic…

I plagiarized most of it from James Joyce. You probably wondered why there were all the references to Dublin.

Dear Savage Dik,

I stopped for the same reason, but first I was given some other pill to counteract that effect, it sort of worked and I was awake for about 23 hours a day. Such a fun chapter in life.

You're the egg, you're a bad egg. You've derailed this meeting with another obscure comment.

I spent the entirety of Silver Linings Playbook pointing out the geographical continuity issues to a super captivated audience. I guess Rocky was the trailblazer for hilariously inaccurate depictions of Philadelphia communities though.

It was impossible for them to make the US equivalent of the "she said 'no', by the way" scene an improvement, but holy hell did they come closer than I thought anyone could.