Aguero, little one-two with Balotelli.
AGUERO! He could win it here! Surely! STAGGERING, JUST STAGGERING. He's won the league with ninety seconds to play!
They're just getting the news at The Stadium of Light! Manchester United thought they had the title won, and now it's been snatched away. How extraordinary!

There's a sequence in this movie that always gets to me so hard. During Arthur's first year at Marshall, he's struggling in some classes and the coach tells the camera that he's worried Arthur is going to turn into just another kid playing on city courts, telling everyone how he would have made it if he had the grades…

Are they even worth seeing live at this point? They're here next month, but, yikes.

I was going to offer him all of my money for a new Fremulon Insurance shirt since the old one got lost in a move. I mean, that thing is such a hit with the ladies I need to own one.

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Everyone who's never heard of Yaz really needs to brush up on their LCD Soundsystem lyrics.

I have no idea how well it holds up to adult viewings, but I thought Fairly Odd Parents was incredible when it was on and I was like 12. Way better than any other cartoons of my childhood. I'd easily take it over The Flintstones. Although, yeah, Futurama was the right answer.

Ohh,I've spilled duck juice all over your jacket. Really, Bret should pay. It was his duck.

"Well, yeah, she left mostly because you two used to date, but also mostly because of the light."

Aren't nationalities proper adjectives? American, English, et cetera. That's what I was told.

You can quote two things!

When was this? Tonight?

I don't understand how there is no 30 for 30 on drunk Dikembe Mutombo yet.

-That better be E.R.!
-It's…it's The Good Wife.

I wonder what Brian Murphy would be doing with his life without professional athletes. He's a joke if he thinks they're the ones who need him.

I heard you had that…greenery.

One gram is what I aim for for each person.

I had a lot of trouble sleeping, so I watched a lot of Cheers at 3 AM. I still love Cheers though.

Yes. I'd really prefer to read an article about one of the many brilliant songs The Smiths did than one about seemingly everyone's least favourite.

The Free Fallin girl video is amazing. I had to comment and let you know you're not alone.