They were ALL cool. Yes, even Ringo. They were the Beatles, for fuck's sake.

Yeah, I guess I meant that it was released as a single in the US and not in the UK. Sorry, I haven't read about this stuff in a while.

This has to be a troll. Every sentence you've written on this page is embarrassing.

GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO CRUSH! SOME! ONE!

My problem with this lady isn't that she's pretentious or she's not famous or she's a whore who needs to be punished or whatever other reasons some people have named; it's that she speaks in cliches, seemingly exclusively. It's like she doesn't have any thoughts of her own, just a bunch of regurgitated auto-thoughts…

That was a strong start, too, shit!

You just say bingo.

It's basically unusable. I don't think I'll be able to come here very often anymore, it's too hard to trick it into working. Kind of makes me sad.

People put too much stock into Lennon's pronouncements, almost always negative, about various Beatles songs. Whenever any Beatles song comes up, somebody always quotes him saying it was "lousy" or "a piece of shit" or whatever. He said that about almost all of them! He hated everything! He was just a negative,…

He's so GOOD at it, though.

What in the Devil's name is THIS??

I would be nearly as down for a Dobie Gillis article as I am for a Homestar Runner one.

We have Homestar Runner and Strong Bad decals in our rear car window. They're super.

I swallowed a bug.

Old people are so random!

Eh, you'd just fall off it and break your hip anyway.

Yeah, I have female celebrities I feel that way about.  It's like, everything's in the right place, but… nope, nothin'.

n. mind

80s fashion claims another victim. 

Yep, it's a microcosm of 21st century America.  Whether she's awesome or not doesn't really matter one way or the other.