And have him cover it for the AV Undercover feature the same week.

Kimmel?  Kimmel's all right.  I think y'all are on autopilot.  You guys wanna drop some wisdom about how much Lady Gaga sucks while you're at it?

He's dead in the ground! He's dead in the ground!  He's dead dead dead dead dead!

Yeah, when I feel the urge to make fun of Joaquin Phoenix - which I think we can all agree is pretty damn strong most of the time - I try to keep that in mind.  Guy's made a good life for himself.

Yeah, Bjork nailed it shut.  No amount of having a chip on your shoulder can top some good old fashioned mama bear rage.

"Shut up, man."

Doubt was a fun album.  It was definitely "of its time," to say the least, but there were some fun songs and sounds on that record.

Cauliflower is our most underrated vegetable.  Super-versatile, tastes good, and it's great for you.  My wife makes a pureed cauliflower soup with olive oil drizzled in it that's out of this world. It's also good roasted, sauteed, stir-fried with a bunch of other veggies… Cauliflower doesn't get enough props.

It always reminds me of a somewhat exaggerated version of all the dangerous shit my brother and I did when we were kids.  Never underestimate how crazy kids egging each other on can get.

What's a diorama?

@avclub-1e1692bf525d88abf663ece93fe486c8:disqus - Definite maybe.  Thanks for the search bait. Now I just have to muster up enough concern to actually follow through rather than just randomly spouting off on AV Club.

I usually hear it as a 20-year cycle:

Hey, at least McLean was ripping on his own generation instead of putting it on a pedastal.  Besides general crappiness, that's the biggest problem with "We Built This City," for me, that famed Baby Boomer self-worship.

My wife tells a pretty hilarious story about her parents calling her half-drunk one evening from a party asking what was the name of that song with the lyrics about Bogey and Bacall and sailing away to Key Largo.  (Her response:  "…………..Key Largo.")

$2 coins.  Canada, you so crazy!

The origin behind literally every band name is that they came up with it when they were stoned or drunk, and never thought of anything better so they stuck with it.  All those origin stories are just bullshit they made up after the fact so they would have something to tell interviewers when it comes up.

I agreed with every word of your post until you got to Smashing Pumpkins.  I can't relate to that at all, they were amazing at their peak.

Whoa!  I knew it was about him, but the title thing never occurred to me, awesome catch.

Yeah, I called them "weh-waw bands." Pretty close!

HAVING to learn the intro riff?  What the hell happened?