His face sucks.

I think most people would be in better form for something like this if you let them compose their thoughts and send them in, rather than putting a mic or a phone in their face and saying, "Okay, now HATE!"

Billy Corgan?

I love that it was a parody of the name of a hair metal band that basically no one remembers.

"Change" was a decent song.  Or at least I have a soft spot for it, since they used it in a Homicide episode.  It was awesome how random the music was on that show; one week it would be Tom Waits, the next it would be Candlebox.  And it was always effective.

"Santa Monica" rules!  Then they remade it seventeen times with different lyrics.

CITIZEN DICK.

I like that you put a hole in do nuts.

Yeah, he hit the ground pretty fast.  Of course, he also weighed like 80 pounds, so maybe the impact wasn't too bad.

These days everybody's dubbin' and steppin'.

That sounds like sarcasm, but Paulie legitimately rules.  I love that movie. 

Meet Roseanne.

Yeah, she's insane.  I love her.

"I'm no big-city lawyer…"

Somebody help me out with this.  Short-lived primetime animated cartoon, about eight or ten years ago.  At some point two characters steal some clothes off a clothesline, and one of them is now wearing women's pants.  At one point he cuts a loud fart, and says, "Welp, gambled and lost!"  The other character says,…

Roseanne is on Twitter?? Why did no one notify me about this before now?  This is a recipe for endless entertainment.  

@avclub-4a41426212472d896dfc021d9e139baa:disqus - Plus you can use it as propulsion when you're out of the spacecraft!

He's saving that last spot in case there are any good films in October, November, or December.

By the way, it's killing me that we'll never get an Ebert review of this movie.  Killing me.  He would have loved it, I'm almost certain.

@misterfilmgeek:disqus - That makes me feel better, and also annoyed that I missed it.