I forgot about his secret shows when he first came back!  That's pretty cool. 

"It looks like a cock!"

Performer = audience, the bane of modern culture opinions

Would you explaining how there is either snobbery or irony in that sentence?  Maybe it's because I'm a hipster elitist libtard, but I don't see it.

That's weird about Carlin.  It's pretty well known that he usually stopped using all his old material after each HBO special, and spent the next tour honing material for the next special. (That's where CK got the idea to do the same thing.) That's what he did the one time I saw him, shortly before he died; it was all…

That stuff is even more pronounced if you read interviews with him from the time.  He talks about Batman being a social force who's above morality because we need someone to be tough on these scumbag criminals rather than mollycoddling them.  He talks about Bernard Goetz and shit, it's pretty hairy.

That makes… an alarming amount of sense.  Dammit, Cookie Monster.

You guys, the difference between Chapelle and Seinfeld in this situation is race.  People can say all the race stuff is irrelevant and people are being too politically correct or whatever, but that IS the difference.

It's because GRAMMAR HIPSTERS RRRRRRGH!!!

Now I'm just thinking of the South Park episode where the Bush administration is not behind 9/11, but they *are* behind the 9/11 truther movement.

"I paid to be entertained, now you entertain me, boy!"

Puppet Show and Spinal Tap

You think Dave Chapelle should play the same size venues Tig Notaro does, huh?  It's a nice thought, but I think you'd end up with a whole small venue full of the dipshits in the front rows at the shows he's been doing lately.

They DO have their own schools!

I hope it's more user-friendly than Talk Origins…

By the way, the faked moon landing theory fascinates me because it's one of the only conspiracy theories where the conspiracy is actually more mundane than the reality, and the real/"official" version is actually much more outlandish by comparison.  I mean, if you step back from having known about the moon landings…

@Lt Broccoli - LOL. So the first man on the moon was actually Pete Conrad?

When I first started hearing of conspiracy theories about the US government being behind 9/11, I was like, All right, I can see that.  I didn't believe it myself, but right in the midst of all the evil bullshit related to the Iraq war, I could see how someone would think it's something the Bush administration would…

Bush didn't kill bin Laden even AFTER 9/11!  For seven years!  War in Iraq was more profitable, I guess.

Maybe the good Dr. was thinking of Scott Weiland.