We can't afford to pay our bills, and he's drinking ROYAL CROWN COLA!

AARON NEVILLE is here. Aaron Neville, yessiree.  Paul… do ya like the Aaron Neville?

@Dikachu - http://i86.photobucket.com/…

Remember when Dave's show got into a thing of showing a clip of Kevin Eubanks cracking up after Dave would finish a joke, and they wouldn't comment on it or address it when it happened?  It was hilarious.  Dave just could not give less of a fuck.

You know what's good?  Really good, spicy ginger beer, like Maine Root or something, and Dewar's.

I had sex with Bill Murray for the story.

An Olive Gobbler.

*bass fart*

Teacher's and soda, easy on the soda. 

I always thought that sounded like something Gene would say.  It's simultaneously absurd and goofy, but also completely straightforward and logical. It's like common sense sideways. 

IT'S NOT OKAY!

What would this one fall under?  "Fridge Sex" or something?

Amazing comment/avatar alignment there.

It's never too late to learn how to play the banjo.

Laws yes.  Kevin Spacey knows that, everybody knows that. 

Blaming the victim, huh?

Hey, I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on?

Why are old people cute?  It doesn't make any sense, but they totally are much of the time.

Feldman's a good actor, he's just an idiot.

Linda needs seaplanes.