Liam (because Quintana has been deported): Are you ready to be fucked, boyo?

The proprietor of my local liquor store turned me on to Espolon. He said that it was a competitor to Patron, so Patron bought it and cut the price in half to remove the competition. IMO it's better than Patron for half the cost.

But what if you're not into the whole brevity thing, man?

Yeah, this could be nearly any song off that album. Personally I'm a much bigger fan of the Megadeth track than the AC/DC one.

Shia LeBeouf will once again effortlessly serve as a near-perfect stand in for Harrison Ford, guaranteeing another critical and commercial hit on par with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!

See @avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus's comment.

My all-time favorite band is performing their 40th anniversary tour in my hometown one day before the 40th anniversary of my birth, you say?

I grew up in SD and getting laid is the same as everywhere else - booze and low standards. Maybe really, really low standards. Just stay away from the buffalo.

Time for a second opinion from Dr. Spaceman.

This will end very well!

More like "click, 'bate" amirite?

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

You can take the Juggalo out of Florida, but you can never take the Florida out of the Juggalo.

Dats why dey send me, I am pitcher.