Joke's on them: Schrodinger really just meant to highlight the insanity of interpreting quantum uncertainty in such a way that the stash would literally be both one and the other type until you observed it.

Not completely relevant to this article, but this makes me think of one of my favorite ClickHole pieces: "Which Bing Bong Theory Are You"

Oh my god. Has he become even more self-important?

I must be kind of bad at this, because I thought you were saying the opposite and I was trying to say what you just wrote. Hrmph.

The artist, uh, works for Disney, though it's not clear he's doing this in his capacity as an employee.

"You're a week late, Internet!"

Oh my god, I do not think I could care any less.

Oh God, I hope this isn't the beginning of two Star Wars-themed weeks of Middling Job, Internet! I don't think I could take it.

I've recently been in quite a few hospitals (with other people, mostly for routine procedures). It seems weird to me how many hospital employees will ask you to enter your "social" when describing a form. That's a casual usage that I don't remember hearing 5 years ago.

At this point isn't this just an admission that the whole thing is just one massive piece of hype?

Yeah, this is true both of the lefties and the righties in my social media feeds. Plus a generous smattering of people ascending a level and explaining how tired they are of this whole fake thing.

For what it's worth, I'm more interested in that Rian Johnson movie than the current Abrams pic. But we'll see if that feeling changes when Force Awakens comes out.

Still no news on his siblings Sunni and Sufi LaBeouf…anyways, isn't masturbation frowned on in pretty much every school of Islam?

I remember reading somewhere that lightsabers were supposed to be quite heavy. Maybe they gave up on that for the next two movies because it was such a drag?

@Smitty @Baulderstone I think you're missing the dry subtlety of this comment. You see, because of Citizens United political entities (mostly limited to various 501(c) organizations) are able to shield their donors, so you would have a hard time finding an actual link between a donor and a cause.

It's a giant dildo bong with a smaller, micropenis dildo stem. In case you're into that kind of kinky gungan action.

It was originally a reference to a Community episode where Annie, Britta, and Shirley break into the dean's office to practice putting a condom on an anatomically-correct fake penis. The dean discovers this and ejaculates*, "What in the reverse Porky's is going on here?".

Between once a month and a couple times a year I experience a painful, acute spasm near my anus, generally lasting for a few seconds, and sometimes occuring multiple times in succession. It's never occurred before when I was in a position to Google the symptoms, but now due to this article I managed to identify a…

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This whole thing stinks of people taking for granted the ability of the human mind to make connections (points given, there are quite a few here) and then congratulating themselves for watching television on the internet.