I fell on my bottom into some butterscotch…

A lumberjack, eh? All hail the new Dexter/Northern Exposure TV multiverse!

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble…

"Ha ha. Make fun of the Hollywood Commies and the people who think
they're so OUTRAGEOUS when they make silly Jesus jokes completely shit
their pants." -Lobsters

"Yeah, I was kind of hard on the poor Blacklisted Hollywood Communists.
After all, they've already been through the worst experience imaginable.
It's hard believe such a thing could happen to people in America.
Germany and Russia, maybe - But America? Yeah, if you were in the German
or Russian film industry and you…

"Poor Dalton Trumbo! Forced to work on a multimillion dollar epic with
Kirk Douglas and Stanley Kubrick! When will we be free? I ask you, when
will we be free!?!" -Lobsters

"Dullsville What would those assholes have to talk about if it wasn't for Joe McCarthy?" -Lobsters

"Oh, the poor lil' Hollywood Commies! They thought they were gonna
exterminate all the bad bad rednecks and rule the World but the mean
people stopped em - Boo hoo! Fuck em." -Lobsters

The Communist Party's not gonna see a nickel of this goddamn show until we go into syndication!

Da Mayor Richard J would have had the Chicago PD straighten you out bub, what with your hippie communist grammatical japery!

Hendrix was, alas, entirely ineffective at delivering any top 40 hits, much to the frustration of his greedy relatives. Some have even suggested the vomit he choked on wasn't his own. Like me, just now.

I'm not sure this is such a great job, Internet.

Everyone loves rats, but they don't want to drink the rats' milk?

"Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream. We're really
lucky, aren't we?"

Christ! I work hard all day, I expect a normal ham meal!

Because it's got a metal head!

I'm glad it's 2013 and I can be inordinately excited about this without having to worry about the inevitable gay panic it would have otherwise caused.

He cried all the way to the sperm bank.

GOOBLE GOBBLE! and so forth…

Precisely the movie that will now not get made. Mercifully, Robin Williams has priced himself right out of ruining any more movies.