"Being in show business is like a dream. We're really luck, aren't we?"
"I wish I was dead."

In other news, Sy Richardson has a new show on the Hallmark Channel.

Gotta love those Thanksgiving dinner table anecdotes.

One does not simply strap on the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu.

Well technically, it's the larval Pustulae, roiling sightless and devouring each other in the breeding pool that will eventually need braces, but your point stands.

Indeed. Who could ever forget the wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner, the bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher, or the competent drum work of Don Brewer.

Bret Easton Ellis, is that you?

You think that was harassment? You think that was abuse? He can't take it? How can he take the abuse he gets on a sit?

Actually, I think that was Nilsson's "Jump into the Fire." But you had better than even odds guessing "Gimme Shelter" for any scene from any Scorsese movie.

So Terence Winter's involved? Well Boardwalk Empire was mostly a hell of a show. This, however, sounds like it will be a big steaming pile of dog shit concealed under a heavy dusting of (fake) cocaine.

What, do you work for the phone company now?

Kurt Sutter.

I wasn't "making fun." I was "having fun." And now you've ruined it. Ruiner!

Play Homeless Woman's Pony! Play it!

More of a 'nice to have' really.

Yes, both of those things should happen.

Zing!

Well it only seems fair considering that The Exorcist is a really just a remake of My Night With Maud.

Ah yes, NJA: She'll raus The Gay right out of you, schnell.

Heh, heh…you said "blow."