INSANE PIES!

"Actually, my position could be more accurately described as "apatheist." "

"Fucking Armenians are so stupid, because they believe that Italians can walk through walls."

"fastandsloppy" indeed.

Lobsters is retarded.

Maybe it's just more sad proof that you're never too old to make yourself a Hollywood whore.

geriatric comedy
That old lady just said "blowjob"? Hilarious!

"for anyone who has had children, especially the first time, pretty much anything having to do with having that child is usually of the utmost interest."

CONCISION! I DEMAND IT!

And how.

…
"And we got on the highway to doing it with an anonymous sperm donor. That seemed like the best bet for us, because we really didn't have a friend that seemed like the right fit. You know, we were just kind of in the whole process of figuring that out, and starting to look for one, and researching it and going…

Like, say, an overwhelming and irrational hatred of weakness in any form?

Based on the picture
I'm pretty sure I could fit at least two of those cupcakes in my ass.

Can someone please just tell me what car I'm supposed to buy!?

A little cannibalism and fisting ought to spruce this right up.

Where is Lobsters to tell us all how awesome the HUAC and Joe McC actually were?

Strong work Mister Z. Strong work.

So are the lyrics to the song "Daughters"
supposed to be from the perspective of Josef Fritzl?

This must be why
the Carl's Jr. on the drive home from work had their jumbo american flag at half mast.

Are we talking any format or red envelope?