You're about to enter world of pain, Walter. ;-)

Somebody needs to.

What ahe you, retahaded? Of couhse he wouldha called him a queeah!

"Ya big Queeah!"

Lovitz had to be pulled off of that little shit.

"He tried to fight the good fight, but it turned out that he was just a little bitch."

They'd have shot out his ass with great force.

I misread this as Legolas meets the Barber. Good fucking idea, you girlie vegan bastard, I thought.

"Disco Stu *doesn't* advertise!"

Yuengling man, here. I switched to it after AB bought Rolling Rock and *ruined* it. I'm still pissed off about that.

Ta very much. I'll look into it.

$4.75 per hour.

I hate Ayn Rand!

Something something Danger Bone? No,wait a minute, I've got this…

Do you know 8675309?

I know it's crazy, but it's true.

G. C. - Gopher Cong.

Scrapbilly's Soul Donut - Do Not Eat.

Upvoted for "Charles Dickens shit up in your piece." That's genius. You're a lucky, lucky man. ;-)

I keep misreading that as Jerry Lewis and shouting "Nice Laaaadddy!"
I think my wife's grown a tad annoyed with me, if the knitting needle quivering in the wall above my head is anything to go by.