Do they still make Moxie?

That chicken-fried steak ain't gonna eat itself! God, I love chicken-fried steak.

Jesus and Mary Chain! Woot! That also reminds me that I need to remember to stay away from synthetic opiates of any sort whatsoever.
Oh, that night I had to stay awake and remember to breathe. Good times!

Anything above $50 makes me feel like I don't have the bottle for that bottle. The last time I looked at a Glenlivet it was about $75. I emitted a small, girlish scream and carefully placed it back on the shelf. ;-)
Try not to get blinded with that science.

Oh, he didn't say "feck," Lint. He said "fook!"

Today's episode of Cruel and Unusual Geography is called "Know Your 'Stans."

People don't think of the overhead. All of those weapons you have to dispose of and replace alone… it's murder. Literally.

Thanks a lot, Pants. Now I want calvados and will cheerful kill the person of your choice to obtain a bottle. It's been so long since I've had cognac, armanac or calvados that I can't remember when it was.

Britain sizzling in the seventies, Lupin? ;-) I kid, I'm actually jealous of your climate. Here in the Eastern U. S. we're gearing up for our annual Sticky Bollocks Heat 'n' Humidity Fest. It's not here yet, but oh, Lordy, it's a-commin'.
I'm glad you liked the Irish. Bushmills and Black Bush are my usual tipple.
I…

Of course not. This isn't China. Congratulations, BTW.

You should see a Doctor.

"Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
{FIN}

It was a mercy killing, Titi.

Aw shit, Pops, that blows. I'm so sorry. :-(

I don't think there's any *cheese* in American Cheese. They should be legally mandated to spell it 'cheeze' or use the sinister phrase "cheese food product."

And also reminds us that Elvis is everywhere. I'm a faithful listener to Mojo's wonderfully-titled "LYING COCKSUCKERS" show on XM ;-)

What's that thumping noise?

I go along with this, but I'm lucky to be teaching History, because I'm wildly passionate about my subject. I like teenagers, but I *love* History.
Standardized testing, idiot administrators and asshole kids/parents are shitty to deal with, but I'm simply mad about my subject. I think that passion shows and it's the…

Undocumented Central American nanny and housekeeper, professional assistant, numerous underlings, accountant and lawyers on retainer. There. I just saved you four hours and twenty-five bucks.

You're right. They both need someone to hold their leashes and give the occasional good firm yank.