Also, that has to be the most piss-laden pond in North America right now.

My answer would be "Dudes, try this Zyklon-B! It's way harder than that weak-ass Zyklon-A shit! First hit's free!"
My name is Andrew Ryan, and I have a dream…

Sound advice. "I am looking for a man called El Bucho. Have you seen him?"
Shameful Confession: I bought the soundtrack. Mainly for Tito y Tarantula.

No, that's about right.

Good point. The cat doesn't really *need* money, and he hasn't ever been afraid of taking risks.

It's a technical military term, like "numbnuts" or "fuckstick"

Love your user name!

I think that adds depth and humanity, too.

I agree. The first one was *really* good and actually made some really intelligent political and economic arguments.
_Machette Kills_ is a lazy slop-fest. And the forthcoming *in space* ?! 'Berto better just be fucking with me.

Roberto doesn't take himself too seriously (maybe not seriously enough). Tarantino gets ahold of big Autuerist ideas his little peanut head can't hold and runs them off the rails.
Oh, and wipe your chin, Dan. ;-)

They probably couldn't get Depp again, but that would be the best thing you could salvage from the wreck.

_Once Upon A Time_ is like an anti _GBU_. _GBU_ starts big and gets smaller and sparer until the end, and _OUATIM_ starts big and gets bigger.
And that Iglesias kid's acting is a god damned disgrace.

Except when they screw the pooch. Tarantino is worse about that than Roberto is.

They gave him too big a budget. He's more creative when he's forced to improvise. That almost fucked up _Dusk to Dawn_.
The first _Machete_ was fucking brilliant because he made it for peanuts *and* also addressed the complex issues of immigration and class in a very humorous setting. _Matchete Kills_ was a turd,…

You know, I would *totally* pay to see that on opening night! That's an undeservedly obscure movie.

It was C.I.A., but yeah.

She was better than "Peg," anyway.

If John Lennon hadn't owned a pair of operating testicles.

_The Doobie Brothers' Dubious Works_

_The Sweet 'N' Sour_