"Schlamiel! Schmazzel! Haussenpeffer Incorporated!"

Does a Bishop get kicked up the arse at any point?

"Mother's maiden name? We always called her Ma!"

I was hoping it would be more like Father Jack Hacket in _Fook Yis!_.
But that would be an ecumenical matter.

You know where they're going to be on Sunday. I'll be nail-bombing them and shooting the survivors before I'll take that.

So we can't kill all of their firstborn sons *again*? Great…

All the time I'm travellin' at the speed of light, I get younger and younger. And those high school girls get older and older. Yes, they do…

It's *very* difficult to pronounce. *Correctly*.

I'd kill a man. Only if it's the Crunchy kind, though.

It doesn't have anything to do with a fertility goddess at all.

"Why can't you be more like your brother?"

In *Biro*, DickHolster, in *Biro* !

"Listen, State of Utah, what a man and woman and another woman with a penis and a midget and a donkey want to do in the privacy of their own bedroom is their own gosh-darn business!"
- Dave Attell

Have the lambs stopped screaming yet?

The*proper* one, not that ghastly Stallone remake piece-of-shit. See _Harry Brown_, too.

"I'm a *real* man! All of you are *freaks*!" ;-)

Get a load of the mouth on this guy!

Who-da-Man? Who-da-Man?

They all float down there. Just like turds.

Ninja, please!