And male 'R&B' consists of Songs on the Theme of "Baby, pleeeaa-huhu-eeeaaase Fuck Meee-hehe-heeee!" For about twelve goddamned hours…

Imagining Dwayne Johnson in a bowler hat, frock coat, waistcoat, Oxford bags and spats with a little moustache waxed *just* so is going to have me giggling for days.

Doc, do you put sugar in your cornbread? I firmly maintain that only perverts do that. ;-)

You're Jim Gaffigan?

Hold the chicken like *this*…

The Nerd Switchblade Incident.

Don't be ridiculous. *Nothing* is more alarming than the BK King. It's the horrible *smile* (shudders).

Who's pulling those strings? Dick Cheney! He wants to harvest half-puppet demon spawn hearts as replacement parts!

You mean his nose? It *does* look a little like a dual exhaust…

Was it called "Hrr Murh Hrr Mrhomna-Hrr?"

"All the boys think she eats flies,
She's got MARTY FELDMAN EEEYYYEEES!"

Yeah, Shatner really took "Tambourine Man" to the top of the charts!

_Buckwheat, Go Sing_.

"Every time Oi clap my hands, a choild in Africa doies."
"Well stop doing it, you bastard!"

"I'm Casey Kasem, broadcasting from The Great Beyond. We'll be right back after this harp music."

McG's a McDouche. He made the Oh-God-Help-Us _We Are Marshall_ in my hometown, and he and almost the entire cast and crew were a pack of unspeakable assholes.
I met him, and he's more than mildly retarded. Rad Thebideoux {Matthew McConahey} was a pot-reeking tool. Ian McShane from _Lovejoy_ was actually a decent bloke.
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Chorizo. *I* like it, but apparently some narrow-minded assholes find it objectionable. I'm *still* fucking cooking it!

Or they are someone like Piers Morgan, who really *is* a c-word (that almost got deleted) ;-)

Pero, Shia Del Carne es un Diablo!

Pissing on things, trying to fuck, getting into fights. You know, Cat Stuff. I've had a series of cats that get pissed off when you turn the outside lights on because you have *just* interrupted some very cool Cat Stuff they prefer to do in the dark. They let you know how pissed off they are at length, too.