Sorry about you and Tonks feeling under the weather. Do you know of anything going 'round in the U. K. that might account for it? It sounds like 'flu, but this isn't the right time of year. Did you get exposed to anything in the Netherlands/Denmark (I can't remember which you guys went to)?

But it's all been a Brilliant Mistake.

This makes me very sad.

Compare that and the opening of "Wheel of Fortune."

Drag Mr. Burns… to HELL! HA-HA-HA oh shit that was Tito Puente. I know how the door works.

Oh, I've wasted my life. [pours Bushmills]

Something he could yell "Hey, Booth, you *suck*!" in while throwing lemon drops at the actors. Lincoln was a heckling asshole at the theatre, which is a much bigger part of the reason he was killed than most historians have been willing to creedence.

That's good stuff ;-) Every three months or so I get an envelope from the Calvinist Clearinghouse Sweepstakes that says "Ye may *Already* Be Damned!"

The Baron's right, dude. Heresy of Mani. Satan (Lucifer) was God's creation, not a Creator himself. Otherwise you get into dualism, Gnosticism and all kinds of wacky shit.

Teaching and learning are two distinct activities.

If it has "clown," "barber's," "beauty," or "Bible" in front of it, it's *not* "college."

That's kind of like asking "How far do you enjoy inserting a knitting needle into your urethra?"

I'd like to see One Crazy Trick That Gets You Locked Up For International Wire Fraud.

I call that "The Sinister Stranger."

My first thought was "Corey Feldman's Bastard Child." That's also a better title, now that I consider it.

Oh, Teddy! ;-)

Anyone who has ever bought a Rolex has *already* been raped.

Arran, like the sweater, *not* Aryan like Nazi bastards.

The Boxcar Hill Willy: a red solo cup filled with mixture of moonshine and cold tobacco spit.

"I am *not* a human being! I am a COMEDIAN!"