"Ohhh, the pain! The pain!"

"And knowing is half the battle!"

I'm never, ever watching _The Room_. I've still got _Manos: The Hands of Fate_ PTSD shit I haven't worked through, yet.

"Vote Quimby!"

Pops, do some advanced recon for "dry counties," where Prohibition didn't die. That could fuck up your trip.

I'm sorry to hear that, MBR.

It's bitching, and your going at the right time of year (unless there's a Hurricane, then GTFO ASAP).

The Banks are beautiful, and they're never too crowded.

Could you *really* put up with all of those shrill song-and-dance numbers breaking out for no fucking reason whatsoever every five minutes? I'd take my own life, eventually.

Is the dog impolite and evil?

"But, but I am a Maltese male!"

That's never really been fair. The French kicked the shit out of everybody on the Continent for over 250 years. Especially the Hapsburgs. The reason Anglophones like to be snarky about it is because we were frightened of them for such a long time.
Also, my fellow Americans, if the French hadn't come in on our side…

And when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that's when Jack *carried* you ;-)

You're a disgrace to The Cloth, and I adore you ;-)

Isn't that how Dylan Thomas died? ;-)

Yep, that song is *still* utterly wretched ;-) I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!

Interestingly, today's _Nerdist Podcast_ has an interview with They Might Be Giants that's pretty good, so far ;-)

DERIVATIVE

Shiksa= Gentile girl/woman, as in the phrase "Blonde Shiksa whore." It's Yiddish, Joey.

The 'Mats! Is it the version from _All For Nothing_? Counselor, you've made a very salient point ;-)