I teach Geography and History. I think I was just being more-pedantic-than-thou :-)

He's talking about a dried bull's penis used to administer corporal punishment, not the currency.

That *so* had to be done on somones' part ;-) It's tough, Kid, but it's life!

Batavia was what the Dutch called Djakarta when Indonesia was the Dutch East Indies.

"There's your answer, Fishbulb."

"Forget it: he's rolling."

"Wrote." That's cute! Was it in crayon?

They also did a Mr. Furley-era "Three's Company" in Spanish, which was pretty amusing.

But it was a great time to be a mohyle!

Or all the begats and ages in Genesis.

_Who Poopy Most!_ instead of _Who Poopy Last?_

The statue is entitled _That Summbitch Don Blankenship_.
Wrong Don, people!

We deal in Oxy and other synthetic opiates 'round these parts, Mister.

My fellow Hillbilly Don Knotts was a *genius* of comedic acting, and he was wildly under-rated. The timming, the slow builds to mercurial over-reactions, the vocal delivery combined with facial and physical expression. He had a gift.

I also! Je ne rein!

That's just them wanting to use the "N Word" and not being able to get away with it these days (at least in public).

Shh! Ix-nay on the Ew-jays!

"I'm a Hebe! I'm a Hooknose! I'm a Red Sea Pedestrian and proud of it!"

Mary: "So, how was your weekend?"
Jesus: "I was in Hell the whole time, Ma!"

All year.