Also Hot Shots! Part Deux! "I loved you in _Wall Street_!"

Le Chocolate Mousse! Ha, Ha, Ha! [fires cannon held in his arms]

Magnifying glass/Giant Eye ;-)

That's Marv Albert, Known Biter.

If they'd added Piers "That C**t" Morgan the planet would have probably imploded. Whoot! My first banned post

That's giving him the Show Business, sure enough.

Ooh, ooh! Tiger mauling! Tiger mauling! Somebody get Siegfred and Roy on the line!

God Damn you Disqus! Goddamn you to Hell! You blew it up!

That was The Funky Bunch talking, I expect.

It's "monstrosity," but I am SO proud of you right now! Today you are a HATER!
Lachiam!

It's "monstrosity," but I am *so* proud of you right now! I'm getting a little choked up here… Today, you are a MAN, my lad! :-)

I am also old! ;-)

Two words: "shallow grave."

Of a strip club, maybe. They're more likely to be getting their hand on a pole.

Love that "unctuous presence." Good stuff!

Tedious? Torpid? Soul-numbing? Dolorous? Those are classier.

Rose McGowan. Duh!

I heard all of that in voice of Stephen Fry ;-)

That "people now longer dress up to fly" thing kills me. I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realize I was boarding a 1930's TWA Clipper with a teak bar. I thought I was being shoved into an aluminum tube until it's filled to capacity with people I'd run miles to get away from if I had any choice in the matter.
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I agree. Ol' Lenard Pierce may have been a plagiarist, but he *was* right about keeping your reading age-appropriate. I'm 42, married, have a mortgage and teach teenagers for a living. I'm *still* incredibly immature, but I'm not going to be wowed by YA Lit.