Yes. Even the Bob Barker beat-down left me cold. I manfully endured _The Wedding Singer_ only because:
A.) The future Hill Wilhelmena picked it.
B.) My ridiculous, embarassing life-long crush on Drew
Barrymore. I know it's pathetic.

Thank Christ for satellite radio.

I've been there, and you learn entirely too much about the dark side of human nature doing it. Cormac McCarthy novels are ABC Afterschool Specials after you've cleaned out gas station bathrooms.

I feel that way about Congress and the Supreme Court. I'm not watching *this* shit.

Much better, Grasshopper ;-)

So pretty much all the time, huh? That *is* a bitch.

Alternatively, you *could* blow goats. I'm just saying. Fuck off.

Jenny McCarthy? Oh, that didn't work out well at all…

Adam Sandler *anything* makes me want Adam Sandler to die.

Ass. Unspeakable, local, no-talent ass is the descriptor you're looking for.

Kunts Katch Klamydia (With Bruce Jenner As Ali McGraw).

"Something That Hasn't Been Possible Since 2008?"

Orrin "Booby" Hatch? Yes, he is insane.

Yes, mostly, it is. That is an extremely limited gift that very few people have. It's mostly cringe-worthy.
Improving *off* of or *with* a script works a lot better because you have an anchor and something to go back to if it doesn't work.

And Greg Proops. And Mike McShane.

"Do you have to *remember* to fucking breathe, you goddamned idiot?" Is really the only way to respond to that sort of thing.

"You and your children need to be sterilized." Is my reply to that ignorant-assed shit.

I just won't fucking go to a movie theatre now, mostly, because of this kind of hideously rude, entitled assclownage. It does help that almost all new movies are shit or retreads. Get off my lawn etc.

Jesus is just alright, with me. The Dead *and* their fans are the sort of thing napalm was made for.

See also "Heat, Canned" in your nearest card catalog!