Mogen-David 20/20. *Worst Hangover Ever*!!!. My sweat stained my white t-shirt purple. Also, the first time my folks caught me drunk, and napping on the front porch at 4 a.m.
The yelling did not help. I wanted to end my own life.

If you want to get a teenaged girl pregnant.

SAY IT! C'MON SAY IT!
Good answer! I've got my eye on you… ;-)
Not really, but still funny.

John Keegan's _The First World War_ is a solid, readable one-volume book. Max Hastings _Catastrophe: Europe 1914_ is more recent and very good on the can't-look-away-trainwreck beginning of the whole thing.

And accurate. _Django_ was pretty awesome, though.

And WWI pretty much also led, directly or indirectly, to every subsequent conflict up until now. The reverberations have yet to stop. I made a flow chart once to show this to my students, and I became very depressed.

That motherfucker was a fraud and the next thing to a Fascist. FDR should have let the Japanese capture his incompetent ass.

That's because we and the Brits kept bombing the shit out of Schwienfurt.

Bail out and get another Sherman. They're shitty, but there's a lot more where that came from.

It's called sky-lining yourself, and you'll be killed if you do it.

Hopefully this won't be A History of European Film taught by a spastic, flailing,
un-medicated ADHD sufferer. God, that thing was terrible.

I guess we'll be late to *that*, too.

Say that again?

_Battle Cry_ is actually pretty good on Korea for a Hollywood movie.

I've always thought Frederic Manning's novel _The Middle Parts of Fortune_ (AKA _Her Privates We_) could be made into an excellent film.

Too late!

Let's try and make a deal. Maybe the guy's a Republican.

Mr. Pitt has a 2nd Armored Division ("Hell On Wheels") patch on his sleeve. That was my first outfit *way* back in the day. I might go see this despite my moderate Brad Pitt allergy.

I'm looking forward to having my buckle *thoroughly* swashed on Sundays! And also engaging in arcane sexual perversions! It is the Lord's Day, after all…

That's not a wedding, that's a fucking cult induction! You were wise to leave. You managed to miss seeing all those Krauts start wondering around the place naked, too. They can't help themselves in that sort of setting.