"Umh, umh, umh, don't he look natural?" In a manner speaking, yes…

I know ;-) The stereotypes can get a tad wearing, though. I have all of my teeth. I own and wear shoes. And second cousins don't count, dammit!

When you sometime bring dust?
So sorry, you sometime eat it.

Horse-faced Killah, Vanilla.

Morphine, Ladies and Gentlemen! No, the fucking *band*!

Stay off the Toilet Duck, you!

Hill Wilhelmina and I decided that God wasn't invited to our wedding, because He's a *horrible* guest and always leaves all of these clay tablets with flaming cuneiform lettering on them lying around. *So* gauche! It's worse than business cards.
So we got married by a judge in a civil ceremony at the courthouse with…

"And try not to fuck this up! I mean it!"

Hey! Not *all* of us are like that. It *is* a White Trash Dense Environment. But, in my experience, the Dirty South, the Pig-Fucking Rural Midwest and Shit-Kicker Cowboy Country are as well, and they are chock-full of objectionable assholes. We don't have a monopoly. At least we had the sense to secede from the…

How about receiving an Advanced Certificate from the Institute For Having The Shit Kicked Out Of You?

Molly-Be-Damned! With Charlie Musslewhite's snarling, howling harmonica throughout. Makes me wanna melt a Chocolate Jebus!
Which would be easy as our A.C. has been out for *seven* days, I've been jerked around by *three* different assholes and the weather outside is 93 degrees F With An Absolute Certainty Of…

"The Full Brazilian has devastated thousands of acres of once-lush Tropical Rainforests …"

A friend of mine actually pitched a Master's Thesis on the "Cultural Congruities" between 70's porn pubes and Bigfoot Mania in mid-to-late 70's popular culture. The committee didn't go for it.
I do still call him Snatchsquatch, however.

"Fighting Crime" (thanks Douglas Copeland) is always good for a laugh with Hill Wilhelmina and I.

Liked for CCR. My favorite Misunderstood Lyric Classic: "There's a Bathroom on the Right."

Oligarchies, Despotisms and Kleptocracies: Now with Free Extra Bonus Shitholes, Don't-Go-Theres, and Leave-Nows! This is why I don't teach Civics and Government any more. Just History and Geography.
U. S. politics has made me clinically depressed (2004-2006), and periodically since then. I had such hopes for U. K.…

Lazy-assed, non-proactive murderers. You dig a *deep* grave *before* you even commit the crime… or so I'm told.

Oh, *weally* ? Do *shawe* youw unfowtunate whoticism with west of the fowm!

I completely understand, sir. I myself have both a Black Magic Woman *and* a Voodoo Child (slight return), but, then, I *am* a good bit older than you. Thank you for your testimony and your service.

That's how I roll, too. When *I* was a boy, we didn't *have* "lube." etc. old fucker mutterings