The answer is none. None more Akiva Goldsman.

Kicking off his Sunday shoes?

I clicked on it expecting two people had just had tiramisu.

Then why was the movie called 'Troll 2', huh? Explain that with your precious science.

Woo, Adelaide! That's my town. And considering there's only two degrees of separation (at most) between every one who lives here, I probably know these people or know someone who does.

Trump's favourite song of theirs is "Abracadabra", especially the line, "Abra abracadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya (by the pussy)".

My God! The machines have evolved to the point where they can write 'Finnegans Wake'!

Happy Robunnakuh!

Well that was … very good … for a first try.

Victor Frankenstein, is that you?

And some just want to believe.

Stupid sexy Klingons need the most attention!

"The Federation enters into tense negotiations with a Klingon delegation … with sexy results!"

One of those kids really likes the Klingon in the speedos.

Yeah, I expected it to be Barron. He's so good with the Cyber.

…go on.

"It tastes like … it tastes like … overcooked steak covered in ketchup! It's revolting."

"You're saying people don't want to visualise Bannon sucking his own cock? Get outta town!"

I love that Beatles song, 'Let It Ben'.

Steak doesn't even have all that much cultural cache in Australia. I mean, people here eat it, but it's not something most people care about in particular. A lamb roast, a meat pie, snags on the barbie - these have some cultural significance. Hell, most people I know would have stronger feelings about mee goreng than…