The greatest tragedy is there wasn't enough time for the "Ernie from Kinja" gimmick account to be set up.

Yeah, I don't mean to be gruff, but it's a bridge too far with these guys.

And then the murders began.

*ethereal singing*
Whatever Univision wants,
Univision gets.

Wait! Where are you going?

You still have igotlickfootagain.

Will we go where you go, defile what you defile, eat who you eat?

I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder
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OF COCK.
C-Beams glittering in the darkness by the Sweet Laurel Canyon Sound. All those upvotes will be lost now like … tears in rain.

For a thousand summers
I will wait for you…

OF COCK can never die, only the commenters that deploy him.

*huffy voice* If you're going to disparage the meme, don't use it at all.

It's asshole YouTube guys all the way down.

And I have an amazing deal on a punch in the testes for him!

He also found the most annoying way possible to say that name. There's almost a perfection to its awfulness.

"TBD".

The A.V. Club

"You were a vegone, but now you will begone."

"That's legitimately hilarious."

Chris O'Donnell, two-time Robin, weeps quietly in the corner.

"We are gathered here today to remember the life of … uh … it'll come to me…"