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It's a space station!

EVERY TIME I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY I FLOP!

A clown motel? Ridiculous. Now, a rustic clown bed and breakfast, that's a business idea!

It's clown will eat me, damnit! Hang your head in shame!

"I've come back to visit the clowns. The time is at hand."

Pets are actually encouraged.

What kind of catchphrase is that?

I know you love clowns, so now you can laugh yourself to sleep." - Clown motel owner

I know that one. It's about the guy with the tiny piano and the 12-inch pianist.

"All the women on the team have been covered by this mind-controlling alien jelly that's causing them to wrestle each other … Tony, are you filming this?"

Drax's comic moments really didn't work for me in the first film - look at this guy take things literally! - but I thought he was actually funny in the second one. His own sense that he's always correct in any circumstance sells the humour.

"Vein", since you ask.

"I've got a hot date in half an hour but my shirt's all wrinkled. Where's the iron, man?"

- Donald Trump.

But heroin is so passè.

It has s brand new hat!

Won't somebody please think of the Perez Hiltons!

I Can't Believe They're Not Skrulls!

For a second I thought that pic was Paul Ryan, who, to be fair, would be a fantastic choice for a sociopathic supervillain.

I look forward to Doom's master plan being ultimately foiled by a decent, unassuming Minnesotan sherrif who remains largely baffled by the villain's motivation.