I'm very fond of "For the love of fuck."

"No illegal! No illegal! You're illegal!"

Now you know why lawyers fear being "disbarred" so much.

"Stop everything! I don't remember voting for Donald Trump!" - the majority of the American population.

If I see one more hipster brain in a mason jar…

Man, I'm sick of all those "Only 1890s kids will remember this" memes.

Really? That Ryan Reynolds film is 30 years old? I coulda sworn it only came out last year. Man, time really does fly.

No, dude I'm saying you're a massive hypocrite. You're criticising someone for doing the thing you're doing, and then trying to deflect that onto me instead of taking reaponsibility for your own words.

Is he the guy who once congratulated someone else on playing themself?

Possibly because you said essentially the same thing twice?

"Nolan unaware film a medium before writing combination of dialogue and direction, distributing to collaborators, recording results."

"We aren't sexual predators!"

The sandwich.

Eh, it's no bean ballet.

But without the stick.

Christopher Nolan didn't even know hot dogs were famous when he added them to Dunkirk's craft sevices.

I think one day you say, "Hey, eating is fun, but what if I turned it into something viscerally awful instead?"

He was silenced because he knew too much. This conspiracy goes all the way to the top!

I remember that show. And they said a spin off of Soul Train was a bad idea!

Oh my God, how did I never realise that before?