Wacky shenanigans ensued.

That mini-series sounds like a joke from 'Don't Trust the B—— in Apartment 23'.

It's from a more innocent, pre-Trump era.

The next 'Planet of the Apes' should totally have a slowed down, edgy version of "Hey Hey We're the Monkees" in the trailer.

His full name is John "Jack" P. Geostorm.

I know how you feel. When I was a kid I wanted Roland Emmerich to make an alien invasion film more than anything in the world. And he did, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, good night.

Not to mention the considerably more interesting side character the trilogy should have been about.

I thought it was a dancefloor of dicks.

It never ceases to amaze (and infuriate) me how quickly conservatives will leap on the idea that the poor should never own anything. Cars, phones, computers - none of these are seen as necessities of modern life (and often instrumental to getting the jobs that they're always loudly demanding poor people get), but as…

It can be (and is) two things!

Well, he is always pissing on the furniture.

"Why aren't more Millennials trying to be Eva Green?"

I still have hope for an F Sharp Bell movie.

With personalised thank you notes.

To be known as Rabbie Hood in Scotland.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

I mean, this was specifically organised for "World Without Women Day". While it'd be great for this bookstore to call attention to the struggles of PoC in literature as well, maybe it could happen on a different day.

That one incident pretty much shits all over my entire childhood.

"We didn't think it through!"

They're great value; the flesh keeps regenerating.