"Oh, I'm sorry, that's a manwich. That trips up a lot of experts."

My main gripe with veggie burgers from restaurants is that they're always full of stuff no one wants in a burger, like rocket and alfalfa sprouts and mountains of thinly sliced carrot. Here's a novel concept, guys: if I order a burger, I want a burger, not a giant salad in a bun. Give me my pickles and cheese and…

I'm not listening to anything you say until I see your degree from Bovine University.

Not to be confused with Lobster Law, or Loblaw.

The Republican party would like to offer a counterpoint to that statement.

It's still hard for many women to break through that bear ceiling.

I really liked that. There's a bit where one of Gibson's (male) colleagues is talking about how he's fascinated by Paul and looking forward to his interrogation; he's totally bought into the "brilliant serial killer" idea. But we've been watching the dude all this time, and we know he's just a pathetic, spineless…

Watching 'Chronicles of Riddick' was Christian's first step into the world of masochism.

The A.V. Club

Every time I see the guy's name I think of 'Adventure Time's Pendleton Ward.

Whoever wins, we lose.

Tress Macneille loved saying that line.

Honestly, these quotas are just brutal. It's heartbreaking watching the commenters scramble to meet the hourly "Dawes" requirements.

Apologies for getting the details wrong, but still, that sort of thing doesn't exactly scream wholesome, God-fearing goodness.

It seems hard now, but I know we can beat it.

Not just sex ed; it's also where I got my education on trigonometry, physics, and conversational Spanish.

Sounds like something Buster would say.

I don't know what you did at age six that convinced them, but good work!

I believe the official term is "jizzery".

Just one upper hand. The other one is … busy.