I just pay attention for the articles about the porn industry awards.

I'm all for him playing a completely normal, non-comic based character. "Hello, I'm Tim Williamson, I'm an actuary from SecuraCorp, and I'm here to talk bout your coverage."

What's this about Trump?

Why should I believe you? You're Adolf Hitler!

…A Star Wars Story.

They keep not delivering season 5. It's like they get off on being withholding.

…she's really funny.

Reached for comment after the show, Vedder said, "Heeeeeeeey, wannaguhshadmucklegranbabyYEAH!"

Like a balloon and … something bad happened.

The Star Wars Holiday Death Star

"What is your will, Commander Snoke?"

But he has the best words, which means they are the truest words.

Considering how the AV Club took 'Lights Out' to task for its views on depression, I'm really surprised to see it talking up 'Split', which from the trailer seems to be going for the worst kind of Hollywood demonisation of people with serious mental health issues. Does it need to be said once again that the mentally…

"And no more questions about whether the Expendables is a joke!"

"Replace Paul Thomas Anderson with futuristic cyborgs."

How much star power does it have? A whole Hemsworth!

…go on.

I remember the Internet of the 90s. You'd wait 45 minutes to connect, dick around for twenty minutes, and then think, "So … uh … is there anything else on here?"

Rowsdower!

I'm going to go with saying the name "Martha". I've heard it gets results.