That was a revelation for me in terms of Colin Ferrell's acting.

- Shia LaBeouf.

"It's a love story? How much of a love story? I'm fine with them fucking, but if they move in together I am outta there."

This is a very weird kind of argument to have. You can provide as much detail as you want about how guys do or do not piss against walls, but if Stegrelo said that to him it looked like the guy was taking a piss, then that's what it looked like to Stegrelo. You can't disagree with their perception of something just…

I think I could stare intently at Richard E. Grant in all sorts of situations, over many years, and never once have the thought, "He looks like he enjoys anal sex" pop into my head.

Congo 2: Congo Hard or Congo Home

I only wank to lovingly created porn cross-stitch.

I read most of that in Roy Batty's voice. "I've seen wank-fodder you people wouldn't believe. I'v seen golden showers glitter in the darkness at Tannhauser Gate."

I think taking a whack at it is the wrong way to start.

As Jobs himself would say, "Jesus, knock before you come in!"

So that emotionally stunted people could have unfettered access to AK-47s, duh.

"Porn artists are FAST." - dirtside

You haven't even SEEN my final porn!

Well, I'm glad you're not trying to palm off responsibility.

I'm not entirely sure I follow you, but I think I get the jizzt.

"Watch out for the opening night review, it's a doo-hoo-oozy!"

"Hamilton was a pretty good musical. Why couldn't I get a ticket to see that one over and over and over?"

And then an app.

"Is Tomorrow Not Good for You?"

"Okay class, give us the team chant! All together: Liberate Tutame!"