Of course, you can also be a fancy pants like me and eat Red Rock Deli chips, probably best known for their lime and black pepper chip, though my favourite at the moment is the limited edition tomato, basil and bocconcini flavour.

I'm now just picturing Tobey Maguire - goofy-looking, moon-eyed Tobey Maguire - bringing a bat down on George Clooney's fingers and saying, "George, Georgie, C-Man. I love your work, I do. But you owe me fifty large. And if I don't get it by the end of the week, the next time you'll be mentioned at the Oscars is in…

Also, there's no way that Eisenberg is ethically sourced.

I remember watching that first episode of 'The Newsroom' - the only one I watched - and thinking, "Hey, he's saying America isn't the greatest country in the world! Maybe he'll go on to say that the basic concept of a single greatest country in the world is inherently ridiculous, and serves to do nothing but isolate…

Current events, or events from at least four years ago but treated in the film as if they're current so the characters seem really wise for getting the right take on them?

"Selfie sticks, cute dog tricks, Snapchats full of people's dicks! We didn't start the fire…"

Player X, the mutant who's really quite good at poker, was one of Marvel's less popular X-Men characters.

"Okay, turns out not all streaming services are as uncool as Netflix. We're good to go, we just need a quick re-write, and the film is now called 'Hulu and Dry Humping'."

They're about to bust down the doors of the supervillain's secret lair when Netflix stops and says, "Keep crimebusting?" and Chill has to tap the arrow on his chest.

Hollywood exec: "So, I've got this new idea about a Hollywood exec who turns off Netflix and comes up with an idea that's not borrowed from anywhere. And learns some lesson about life and shit."

Thankyou for your defence of pigs. I like pigs and don't care to see them slandered.

Two legs good, four legs bad.

Senor Blofeldo, Ernst Stavro's non-union Mexican equivalent.

There's no reason that a burger or a hotdog or anything like that can't be good, but honestly I stopped eating a lot of fast food from big franchises a long time ago because I thought they tasted like shit. Your results, of course, may vary.

I just imagined Kevin Pang reading all his ideas aloud at once a la GOB when he started working at Sitwell.

"But life didn't go as I intended, so now I work for the government" sounds like the payoff to a really great comedy sketch.

I used to be that person, and I really regret the experience lost to it. I often have a bit of fear of the unknown and change in a lot of areas, but it's worth the effort of overcoming when it comes to eating.

From this vegetarian: God bless you, Shulkie.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Hey everyone, an old man is talking!