"Oh, charming language! You lick your anus with that mouth?"

It turns out the salmon was dead the whole time? Was this study run by M. Night Shyamalan?

"Sam? It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Raimi. You know that new film idea you were looking for? Well, listen to this!"

My girlfriend and I have a cat called Pamplemousse (the French for "grapefruit"), so we often call her "the mousse" for short. This means sometimes where out in public and I'll say something along the lines of "We need to get more food for the mousse", and I always hope someone overhears us and thinks we have a pet…

Fun fact: 90% of the time when you see an "OF COCK" comment, it's one of OccasionalJonathan's cats.

Thankyou for being one of the people to acknowledge that Dogett was a worthwhile character played really well. I don't know how many people share that view, but I will defend it with my life.

"Mulder, you had a point. I reran the test, and it's not alien DNA, it's just dog DNA."

Gilbert Gottfried as CSM.

"Do you dress it to the left or to the right?"

"After the premiere of the movie, Gene came up to me and said, 'Gilda loved Matthew Broderick'. I though that was really sweet."

'Adventure Time' got the axe, and I always thought that had a healthy commenting community.

Though I am genuinely interested to learn that anime has a different association for it. In almost every piece of pop culture I've watched, nosebleeds are always a sign of mental strain, usually due to exerting/experiencing psychic influence.

The only way to get rid of Mr. Mixolydian is to get him to say his name backwards.

Glad to see the only people McFarlane felt were worth mentioning from the 20th century were men.

Where's the craftsmanship? Back in my day, a production would put in the time to create highly detailed hydraulic boners, and it made the scene more real.

No, the word you're thinking of is "drunk".

Or you're a Na'avi that fell on hard times and had to take work in the adult film industry.

In his case, they'll need CGI to remove the constant boners from scenes where they're not appropriate.

"Great work, Andy. That went really quickly."

I like mine shaken, and a little dirty.