I mean, I don't disbelieve in Xanderpuss.

He's a friend first, boss second. Maybe entertainer third.

"Do an administration with the Donald! Do an administration with the Donald right now!"

I think that part of the problem is that our best comedy is political and therefore highly specific to Australia (as well as dating quickly)> Shaun Micallef, who others have mentioned here, is fantastic, and some of his sketch work is just absurdist stuff, so a non-Australian could watch it, but his more incisive…

Oh, boy. That monkey is going to pay.

Not when Robe Liefeld draws the they don't.

The call was coming from the friends we made along the way.

Everything is a metaphor. You are literally a metaphor.

I have this craaaaaaazzzzyyy theory that the world of 'The Simpsons' is not always internally consistent.

*ukulele riff*

They're followers of Barb Hitler, Adolf's cousin who ran the typing pool with ruthless efficiency.

The monster turns out to be the two main characters from 'Perfect Strangers'. Hence the title.

You fly airplanes in the Navy? What a country!

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."

No, that's just Idiotking's affectionate name for it.

You're reclaiming that joke!

"Back in the 90s, I was the beloved leeeeeeeeeeeader's son…"

I feel like there's some kind of joke to be made about the name, but it's just not coming…

I was a Ball State man myself.

Yeah, but he made it cool.