But you still have 'Danger Zone' playing near you 24 hours a day, like all other airforce personnel, right?

Is the superficial medical issue back pain from that enormous rack of yours?

Or Hell Jail, where lunch every day is your lies.

According to Dante, if you have people back on earth praying for you, it can help speed up the whole Purgatory thing.

I really just imagine the next tweet being the "Footage not found" image from 'Arrested Development'.

"He's just throwing what we're all thinking!"

I think Trump's stumbled on the "phrases" bit and is instead going with "repetition of confident randomly collated words at excruciating length".

But Ghost, think of the lovely warm feeling white people get when they were Nice to a Mixed Race Family (TM), even though they didn't have to be! Isn't that the greatest gift you can give?

Periodically, some fuckface in Australia will complain that our country is being swamped by whatever is the in-vogue non-white group for scared racists. (When I was growing up, it was anyone Asian; a few years back, it was Sudanese people; currently, anyone brown who looks like they might worship Allah.) I always have…

It can be three (awful) things!

Those are HIM!

Is that why you came to the AV Club? In hopes of losing that troublesome soul?

"Who's running for first district."

"Seabirds really love bread."

"Says who?" just beat out, "What are you, on the rag or something?"

"I'm so awesome, my personal awesomeness field interrupted the workings of my earpiece. Also, something something Mexicans."

How come we can put a man on the moon, but we can't install a chip in my brain that stops me making poor life choices?

Yeah, Twitter can take a break on this one, Keilar got the job done.

I have a feeling she knew that if she went into too much detail, it would give Cohen some wiggle room to twist the facts and the conversation to suit him. She dropped "all of them" to see if he had any intelligent sounding way to come back to it, and he did not.

Takes one to know one!