With gender-shifting as an option, give Norman Osborne a wife, and at the end, bam, reveal SHE's been Green Goblin all along, and Norman's just a patsy.

I like how you didn't even pretend the site's search function would be your first stop.

Thomas Jefferson did say "well" a lot.

I think a Captain America musical done in the style of those USO shows Cap does in 'The First Avenger' could be a lot of fun. Ends with Cap punching Hitler, getting the girl, and a rousing song about apple pie.

I guess you had to be there.

Trump speaks like someone who's possessed by several different entities that are all trying to get in a word at the same time.

I believe there was a popular TV show that used that fact as a premise. 'Charles in Charge', I think.

"Honey, I understand. You're bashful, you don't want all those people seeing you naked. We won't put it in the magazine. Maybe just a private shoot at home?"

It's not about the cover, it's about the words, and Trump has the best words.

Just as long as his prose is not too prolix.

"In this week's issue: How to get a reservation at Dorsia's."

And for someone who wasn't Donald Trump, that might be considered unwarranted.

I will never hear anything against Joseph Gordon-Levitt or the strange inexplicable feelings he stirs inside me.

I always assumed that when the show finished Stewart returned to his home dimension.

The odds are pretty good it's a moon. Well, actually I don't know what the odds are. No one ever tells me the odds, even though I'd like them to.

"Judge me by my hands' size, do you?"

*raises one eyebrow*

But especially the west side!

I haven't tested the theory, but I'm guessing I'd also be less good at dealing with international scrutiny and intense press attention than Bolt as well.

Oh, jokes! I get jokes!