And all on one day, known, rather prosaically, as Cod Day.

It's not a clinical term, not anymore. Doctors have stopped using it, precisely because it's weighted with a lot of ableism and negative connotations. This is a thing that happens; doctors today would no longer use the term "invalid" for someone with significant mobility issues, like they used to, because that's…

I'm sorry, but I think you picked theron one.

"For Our Consideration: Candyasses Have Made Hollywood What it is Today".

Nazi Kim Kardashian!

I wanted it to be Humorbot 2.0.

I already did!

"I don't have time for your in-jokes!"

I'm open to any number of live action Jokers, but I really can't stand to hear anyone but Hamill voice him. He just nailed that delivery so well, it's ruined me for other versions. (And I like DiMaggio, but couldn't stand his Joker voice.)

Nicholson is kind of iconic because it was the first live action portrayal I saw, and I was just so excited to see a Batman movie. It isn't a perfect performance, but that scene of the Joker electrocuting a rival gangster scared the hell out of me, which the Joker should definitely do.

"Buster? The guy who thought 'The Lion King' was live action?"

Are you pointing at me, or the guy behind me?

"Man, rescuing people from mortal peril and seeing the pure, unvarnished gratitude in their eyes has really gotten tired quickly."

Those trailers promised the kind of grandeur and hopefulness that Superman needs and that the final movie was in no way interested in.

In comics, everyone stays dead except for Uncle Ben.

"Hey, GRR? It's Miller here. How's it going? Yeah, I'm good. Listen, I got an idea. You, me, six-month long camping trip in the Rockies. No computers, no phones, no work, just hiking, fishing and eating. What do you say? Yeah, I thought so. I'll pick you up on Saturday."

I remember one of the trailers featured the lady Kryptonian threatening to kill a million people for everyone Superman saves, and I thought the film would really drill down into Kal's struggle to save as many people as he could against the odds. I was looking forward to that. But the final product gave no real…

The flat-out weirdest thing in MoS is that Monty Python-esque animated history of Kryptonian expansion. I was watching that in the cinema and felt like saying, "Is … is everyone else seeing this too? It's not just me, right? This is legitimately wacky, isn't it?"

I thought the WW trailer was okay. I'm holding out hope.

"Fuck off, son! If you try to save me from this gunman I will disown the living shit out of you!"